In a Better World : Heros, Villains, And Vigilantes
Meet Better Brugz — the fearless flame-grilled freedom fighter on a mission to save fast food from itself. Built with buns of justice and a heart full of organic flavor, he’s here to prove that eating better doesn’t have to cost more.
Brugz fights for the people — crafting real, clean meals with real ingredients at prices anyone can afford. No mystery meat. No shady chemicals. Just truth between two buns. While the big chains chase profits, he’s out to build a movement — one burger at a time.
Because health is a right, flavor is sacred, and fast food deserves a soul. 🍅🥬🔥
Frescón
Introducing Frescón — the cool, colorful crusader of hydration and heart health. Bursting with fruit, herbs, and purpose, this fresh agua fresca mascot isn’t just here to quench your thirst — he’s here to energize your life.
Frescón flows with rhythm, vitality, and goodness from the inside out. His mission? To keep your heart happy, your body movin’, and your mind in sync. Whether you’re dancing through your day or powering through a grind, he’s got your back — one refreshing pour at a time.
No artificial nonsense. No sluggish vibes. Just real hydration for real people, livin' life in full color. 🌿💓🍍
Yolk Hogan
Meet Yolk Hogan — the undefeated, uncracked champion of the morning hustle. With fists of protein and a heart full of purpose, he’s steppin’ into the ring to fight back against sugary cereals, greasy traps, and fake food lies.
His mission? To bring balance, strength, and real fuel to your first meal. Every jab is packed with clean energy. Every hook smashes processed nonsense. He’s not just an egg — he’s the symbol of a better, healthier breakfast revolution.
No shortcuts. No gimmicks. Just real nutrition, one punch at a time. 🍳💪🌞
The Big Shinkai
In the shadows of the city, where skyscrapers tremble and grills go cold, a notorious kaiju crime syndicate is on the move. Led by the cold-blooded boss Shinkai, this monstrous crew isn’t just after power — they’re after flavor domination.
Their mission? Infiltrate the Better Bruger vault and steal the legendary secret formula — the one said to hold the balance of umami in the universe. From scorched alleyways to underground fryer fights, these titans will stomp, smash, and scheme their way through anything that gets between them and the taste that changed the game.
The Kaiju's
In a ruined city where flavor once reigned, a ragtag crew of misfit kaiju have emerged from the rubble with one impossible mission: recreate the legendary Better Burger — the burger that changed the world, now lost to myth and memory.
They’re not chefs. They’re not scientists. They’re massive, clumsy, chaotic monsters with heart. From fire-breathing the grill to stomping through farmers markets, they’ve dedicated their giant lives to mastering the sauce, the sizzle, and the perfect bite.
They burn, they fail, they argue over pickles — but they never give up. Because deep down, they know this isn’t just about taste. It’s about redemption. Legacy. And proving that even kaiju can create something beautiful. 🍔💥🦕
Ollie & The Fry Guy's
Introducing The Big Fry — the golden, crispy genius rewriting the rules of the fry game. While others drown in grease, Ollie’s got a better plan: pure olive oil power.
Light on the junk, heavy on the heart, Ollie crafts each batch with care — delivering crispy perfection and rich flavor that fuels, not clogs. He’s not just a side dish — he’s the sidekick your heart’s been waiting for.
Bold, balanced, and better for you — this fry’s got soul in every sizzle. 💚🔥🍟
Vidlow- Better Onion
Meet Vidlow, the crying onion who’s seen too much… yet sees without seeing. Eyes blurred by constant tears, he navigates the world through scent, sound, and soul.
While others rely on vision, Vidlow feels vibrations in the ground, hears truth in the wind, and smells intention like spice in the air. What he lacks in clarity, he makes up for in depth. His mission? To cut through lies, find hidden flavor, and protect what’s real — all without ever needing to wipe his eyes.
Because sometimes, the clearest path is the one you feel. 🧅👃🎧
Mr. Fung
Deep within a misty cave, where moonlight meets moss, lives Sagebolet — a brown-skinned guardian of the forest and master of mycological magic. With ancient chants and glowing spores, he conjures the perfect edible mushroom — not just for taste, but for healing, harmony, and heart.
His touch brings balance to the ecosystem. His mushrooms feed the body and awaken the spirit. Each cap he grows holds stories from the soil, wisdom from the winds, and a dash of stardust from the unseen.
He doesn’t rush. He listens to the Earth. Because true nourishment takes time — and a little bit of magic. 🍃🌌🍄
Welcome to the future of collectibles — where art, tech, and storytelling collide. Using advanced AI design and precision 3D printing, we’re bringing The Patch to life like never before. From the wise Sage Mushroom to the fearless Yolk Fury, each character is sculpted with soul and crafted to connect.
These aren’t just figures — they’re portals into a world where healthy living, big flavor, and wild imagination grow side by side. Built for kids, collectors, and conscious fans alike, our modern-day relics celebrate identity, wellness, and the power of personality… all with a little attitude.
The Patch is real now. And it fits on your shelf. 🌍✨🎁
